If You Weren't All So Lewd - The Shape of The Creature - Come I Show You The Way Out

"The shape of the creature is the pressure of life against the limit of death"

9

As for holding to fullness,

Far better were it to stop in time!

Keep on beating and sharpening a sword,

And the edge cannot be preserved for long.

Fill your house with gold and jade,

And it can no longer be guarded.

Set store by your riches and honour,

And you will only reap a crop of calamities.

Here is the Way of Heaven:

When you have done your work, retire!

theElf

You Have a Collect Call - Hey Buddy Don't Say No - Don't Forget To Call Your Momma - Trying To Relax Up In The Capsule - Send Me Up A Drink

4, 3, 2, 1... Earth below us, drifting, falling, floating weigthless, calling, calling home.

.....My low gravity orbit  is rapidly eroding, and I will now face painful body ripping re-entry, thrust back into a world that is full throttle on it's one way trip....I'm reluctant to return to the nascar pace, burdened with full G on this mortal coil frame. I will tell you that I'd rather it slow, smooth, gentle, warm, breezy and with fresh fruit in my ancient begging cup and bathrobe. I'll be okay though, but I'll warn you it's gonna take a several days in the decompression chamber with the devices to get reacquainted with our intense butter finger love affair.....why damit, why must the sentence come full stop like this? 

Low gravity was all I ever wanted, I never asked for more, but was thrust into the confusion when all I ever desired was the dirty loin cloth along with lush green foliage from which the color never fades and the citric acid drips off the ladies plump lips....all this combined forces temporary memory loss all assisting in deleting the horrors of the cold grey bleakness of these high latitudes. I find no comfort being sucked home, vacuumed up from my Little Eden and pulled out of Baby Shangri-La with not the shirt upon my back to keep me warm......I'm coming home, but as with all space trips, which venture up in the hopes of reaching the nearest star, and in the end we have only one wish upon our sad return.....How long will it take to restock the ship and attach the solid fuel boosters to get me back out there.....

I'll send you the postcard, and I write to tell you if I ever reach the other end of the big rubber band and have the opportunity to meet myself on the way back down the backside sitting in the hot tub latte......turn the thrusters on I'm standing by..........I'm coming home, ripping across the stratosphere, give this life my love and then nothing more................................................................

theElf

The Bee's Edit - Bubble Bath Love - Weak and Ineffectual - Smoothieoo Daddieoo Jazz

"I'm putting the finishing touches on the year end announcement......"theres no hope for the planet earth, theres no way to stop the asteroid and you're all gonna die, everyone except for me....I'm a disgusting human being and I apologize to the people I've hurt and peed on.....I'm on a role, but I don't care cause the worlds gonna end any day now......If you knew just one of the things I've been sworn to secrecy to, you'd buckle under the goddamn pressure!"

The Player Hater Ball

....you will most certainly one day be so very old wandering aimlessly mentally exhausted, limp dicked ineffectual and on your way out.......and yet there will most certainly always be yellow and black and good Jazz.....let it play, smoothieoo daddieooo......tell'em all I sent you before you knew any better and how to handle the g's on the way out.......it's funny how life works like that, no one ever reads the manual..........

theElf (yes all me)

Let's Go Everywhere

When you're tired of your toys,

And of your games, and of the television,

When you're done with chores and homework

Then it's time to make a big decision,

You might need a change of scenery,

It might be time to go

Over mountains, over oceans,

Through dark jungles down below

On an airplane, on a railroad

On a tall ship with the tide

All you need's a little music.

Howzaboutit, whaddya say you buckle

up and we go for a little ride?

Let's go everywhere man

Let's go everywhere, man

There's lots of fun out there, man

We gotta have our share, man

Get out of your chair, man

Let's go everywhere.

We'll go to

Bombay, Taipei, Mandalay, Bora Bora

Deauville, Louisville, Whoville, Glocca Morra

Havana, Montana, Savannah, Varanasi

Bermuda, Barbuda, Or Yehuda, Tallahassee

Khartoum, Rangoon, Cancun, Saskatoon

Kowloon, Cameroon, Brigadoon, to the moon

Let's go everywhere man

Let's go everywhere, man

There's lots of fun out there, man

We gotta have our share, man

Get out of your chair, man

Let's go everywhere.

Cairo, Shiloh, Moscow, Chichen Itza

Krakatoa, Shenandoah, Mauna Loa, Tower of Pisa

Hamburg, Frankfurt, Beantown, Montecristo

Cayenne, Salt Lake, Cocoa Beach, San Francisco

Saigon, Amman, Dijon, Yokahama

Tijuana, Grand Bahama, don't forget to call your mama

Let's go everywhere man

Let's go everywhere, man

There's lots of fun out there, man

We gotta have our share, man

Get out of your chair, man

Let's go everywhere.

Xi'an, San Juan, Pusan, Sri Lanka

Chambertin, Canton, Avalon, Casablanca

Warsaw, Aqaba, Shangri-La, Transylvania

Nome, Rome, Stockholm, Lyon, Mauretania

Hong Kong, Guangdong, Haiphong, Tonga

Salamanga, Rarotonga, Cucamonga, sing-a-long-a

Let's go everywhere man

Let's go everywhere, man

There's lots of fun out there, man

We gotta have our share, man

Get out of your chair, man

Let's go everywhere.

Xanadu, Kathmandu, Timbuktu, Santiago

Tasmania, Slovenia, Rumania, Pago Pago

Sedona, Pamplona, Daytona, Patagonia

Winona, Bologna, Barcelona, Caledonia

Bangkok, Sliding Rock, Antioch, Tuba City

Sun City, Cloud City, Emerald City, ain't it pretty

Let's go everywhere man

Let's go everywhere, man

There's lots of fun out there, man

We gotta have our share, man

Get out of your chair, man

Let's go everywhere.

theElf